GONNA BE A BEAR

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. You get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When your a girl bear, you birth children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly little cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If your " mama bear" , everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!