Wednesday, August 6, 2008

GOT GAS??




A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in this country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in ALASKA, CALIFORNIA, COASTAL LOUISIANA, KANSAS, OKLAHOMA. PENNSYLVANIA, and TEXAS.
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!
(from DAD's thought for the day.)


4 comments:

Pedaling said...

hehe

Lulu said...

ok


when i write ok, i mean
Happy, happy

In the wine country said...

the older we get the more the dipsticks stick it to us.

sandyseashells said...

Good one, Dennis!