1. aT LUNCH tIME, sIT IN yOUR PArKED CAr WITH sUNglASSES on & point a HaiR dryer At passing Cars. see if they slow down.
2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
3. Five days in ADVANCE, TELL youR FRIENDS you can't attend their PArty because you have a HEADACHE.
4. At dinner time, tell your children, 'due to the economy, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO let one of you GO.'
lAUGH AND LITTLE TODAY.
4 comments:
While I like the last one just the way you said it, in reality, due to the economy I'm actually having more move in to help support me and Dennis. Hope it works, time will tell.
I'm may try the headache one, so bad!
Dennis would like the hair dryer one, I'm sure!
to bad the big red van isn't like a cops impala, i'd bee (and buzzin)_ sittin out there
i'm going to use the diet water one next time we go out!
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